hackers

What is going on here???

Oh my god! Something very sinister is at work here. Listen people…I am Mr. WordPress and I’m here to tell you that I never left Mrs. WordPress. We are happy together living in the ‘burbs with Junior. In fact we just finished eating dinner (Lean Cuisine) while watching TV (American Idol). I’m guessing someone hacked […]

Mr WordPress thinks he is so clever

Does he think I’m stupid or something? I see his comments ALL OVER THE INTERNET. Who’s the stupid one? Not me. I’ve already contacted my lawyer and he says since I never signed a pre-nup I could really clean up. Mr. WordPress has trouble headed his way, that’s for sure. His comments all over the […]

You.Complete.Me

I know you ladies out there are gonna go all feminist on my ass when I say this but, I want my husband back! Despite his cheating, lying, bastardly ways…I still love him. I’ve gone through the gamut of emotions over the past few days and I’ve come to the conclusion that I cannot live […]